I hate people who insist on bringing instruments to song sessions, not to accompany themselves, but to accompany others without their sayso!

And I loathe, detest and abhorr those f*^&king rude b^$%£$%£s who will insist on f&%$king NOODLING throughout the evening and over peoples' performances.....

People who jump in with another song, when you've been asked to sing, or taking over the song you are trying to sing by singing very loudly and just running away with it....

But the worst offenders of all are those f^$$king organisers who ask you to come and perform, pay you for doing so and then, when you get up to sing, immediately turn around and talk loudly to everyone else in the place throughout your set, only pausing to clap loudly and whistle when they realise you've stopped!

LTS