People who don't think I'm as funny as I think I am. Idiots.

People who fart and laugh and joke about it. Those of us who don't fart are exposed to this insensitivity constantly, from childhood, and it's hurtful, and damaging to our self-esteem. It's been especially difficult for me, coming from a quiet non-farting family, and now married into a gregarious, operatic, farting clan.