When silly people say to me
Why do you want to go to sea?
My answer plain will always be
I only want to go to see.


A woodworm goes into a pub and says is the bartender here.


Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Does this taste funny to you?"


Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up.


All right, I know they aren't the shortest jokes, but...

This thread reminds me of the 100 word story thread I started quite a while back. Might have to find it and refresh it and give you guys another challenge.

Helen