I am feeling terrible about the pore tobacco companies as the population here seems to be chucking their butts en masse! What will the executives and researchers do for work when the bottom finally drops out? What are they gonna put on their job apps when they get back out in the real world....
"What were yore duties at RJ Reynolds Mr. Desenex?"

"O, a little of this and a bit of that. Mostly I worked on ways to make drug addiction legal and appealing to young people. Just before the company folded I was involved in efforts to show that folks had a natural inclination to suck poisonous carbon particles into themselves and that we were only filling a human need, like water plants and Porta Pottys do."