Them: I always wanted to learn to play the violin.

Me: It's never too late.

Them: I'm too old.

Me: I didn't start till I was over 30.

Them: My fingers are too fat.

Me: No they aren't.

Them: I don't have time to practice.

Me: If you really want to learn, you'll find the time.

Them: I don't have the patience.

Me: If you really want to learn, you'll find the patience.


Look ---- if you REALLY want to DO something, then JUST DO IT! Stop making all these damn excuses about why you CAN'T! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!!!