Cool! Royal Poet-Lariat of Mississippi, huh? Do I, like, get paid or anything? Do I get a crown? Or a free subscription to "Reader's Digest"? Well.... whatever. It is indeed an honor.... I think. Just don't go gettin' any ideals about I'm gonna paint yer house fer free or anything.

I'm gonna sign off now and try it out. Okay?

Bee-dubya-ell Royal Poet-Lariat of Mississippi

Yeh, that'll work.