Hey Hille - you losing weight too? Mrs Duck says she knows where mine went, perhaps she knows were yours went too!
Moo, I am saddened by the news, as indeed you must be. You could always rent yourself out as a Taxibike or courier, that way you make money and get to keep the bike. Taxibikes are becoming more popular in London as a way of getting to places and beating the jams. I know of at least 5 celebs who insist on bikes when they go to interviews in Town.
Take care and I hope the Lady McMoo finds something soon. Having been there, I know it's terribly frustrating and downright depressing. Give her a special hug from us (see, I can get over this insane jealousy!)