So much to handle...
I am agog...agog, I say, Carol the Sailor! Congrats to you, my RPITA! None could be more deserving.

Little Hawk, I fully understand and appreciate your position. I accept your fine refusal.

artbrooks, my apologies for having failed to put you on the candidate list. Consider yourself included! I hope to find a fitting position for you soon!

KNOWER OF THINGS...an excellent autobiography it is! It is quite exciting and extremely interesting. I was on the edge of my throne as I read it! It is a real page-turner!

Bill D...your last post is glorious BS, perhaps you shall gain position in my Royal Command!

MS Penelope Rutledge, who I am sure is really Tweed incognito, tell the Punch crew...tell everyone! After all, this is:

THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS!!

Spaw, dear Spaw who worked so hard to save the King's sanity (and succedded grandly!!!), I would happily appoint you to an exalted position, however, there are some issues which must be resolved.

Tweed, you stinky Floridian turncoat...did you forget one major flaw in your Carol the Sailor???? She plays the accordian!!!! And she has been known to osculate, followed by sudden, uncontrolable ululation!

The King is joyful at the exceedingly grand responses to this thread! (sob...sniff sniff...) I am moved to tears by all of you who have helped this thread become the wonder it is today! Because of YOU this is truly living up to the name:

THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS!!!!

To Joe Offer, who is no igmo, you need not worship at anyone's feet. You are a Duck. Ducks do not grovel! Lift your head high and say aloud, "I am Third Duck of Pelahatchie, Mississippi and I am Proud!...I am not an igmo!".

Kk