The accordian is the instrument of real royalty as everyone knows. In fact, Charlemagne was an avid accordianist as were all the Louis's I-XIV.

Enjoy this charade while you can khandu khing obv Mizippi. You pass out these worthless appointments like beads at Mardi Grass. I for one will follow the sweet sound of Queen CarolC in full ululation and wonder how others are able to resist her call.

Yerz,
Tweed
Duc d'Aujus