So should we be drawing up a set of guidlines for sessions then?

1 - Quiet during performances please
2 - No Noodling ever on pain of death
3 - Learn your piece
4 - No Bodhrains ever, see 2
5 - Learn your performer's name
6 - Don't hog the stage (you know who you are!)
7 - Smell nice, but not too much
8 - Melodeons limited to 2 per session (or is that bit too personal?)
9 - No Bodhrains, shaky fruit (excepting it be the banana which is amusing to watch), maraccas, or other percussion in the hands of the person with no sense of rythmn
10 - If you must order a drink loudly during a performance, you better be buying enough for everyone
11 - Enjoy it or else!!

Feel free to add others as you see fit.....

(tongue is firmly planted in cheek here, before you all get out of your prams and throw hissy fits)

LTS