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Thread #12145   Message #94983
Posted By:
14-Jul-99 - 01:15 AM
Thread Name: Flammable Flatulence (Phartin' Phenomena)
Subject: RE: Flammable Flatulence (Phartin' Phenomena)
From the 17th century we have a:

Song

My lady and her Maid were in a merry pinn
They made a match at Farting wch shod the wager win
Joan she Light three Candles & set them both upright
Wth ye first Fart she blowed ym out
         wth ye next she gave ym Light
But in comes my Lady with all her might & main
And blows them out & in & out & in & out again

[Evidently no fatalities]