Dere Bruce K.O.A.C.O.T. (Knower Ob A Cupple Ob Things)

I retrack my earlier oblivation and concede thet you do indeed know a couple obv things but bleliebv Khning Khnadazoo could adjudicate yore so-called "title" to reflect a more akorate deflection of yore limited menu. It is true that sushi from a vending machine iz not a good idea to eat unless yore hungry or hab a fambly of migratory buzzards to feed and also it may be true thet I am a dumbass for setting out the plastic Walmart chairs, but that iz only one and a half things or at best mebbe two in totuss. My remedation would be to change this syruptishus monikle to Knower Ob a Cupple Things, Knower of One and a Half Things And Mebbe Two Things so az not to raise false hopes of yore peers and underlings az if indeed thar culd be enny below yore Royal station!

Yerz,
Tweed
Coot d'Fla and Great State of Dumbass