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Thread #59418   Message #950388
Posted By: Mark Cohen
11-May-03 - 04:47 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, Rustic Rebel, I agree it was pretty good. OK, it was darn good.   BUT...in verse 8 he rhymed "again" with "two"!!! Now, the way I see it, there are several possible explanations here:
(1) In San Diego dialect, "again" rhymes with "two".
(2) He originally thought the current Prexodent was Bush X (that is to say, Ten) then forgot to change the other line when he realized his error.
(3) This verse is a secret code message for Saddam Hussein and/or Tony Blair.
(4) Living as he does in San Diego, the northernmost city in Mexico, he originally wrote the song in Spanish--"otra vez" and "dos" being...well, would you call them near rhymes?
(5) He can't write rhymes to save his life, and all the other lines were just lucky guesses.

Aloha,
Mark
(leaning toward #3, but not really sure)