Well, Yore Majesty, them Hollywood perducer fellers jus' called 'n tole me thet due t' lack uv enuff funds t' bribe th' bord members, thay did not git thet parole they wuz 'spectin'. So, it 'pears thet th' moovee prodjeck is a dead en'.

But, jus' az Ah wuz gonna send Yore Elevatedness this message Ah looks up an' whut do Ah see but CarolC the Sailor Crapper Girl's post sayin' thet her son iz a moovee makin' feller! Whut a stroke uv dumb idjit luck! Mebbe th' moovee will git made after all!

We ankjustly awate knowin' whut happens when Missus Sailor tells her boy uv this golden oppertunity fer emmortality.


Yore frend an' Knower of Thangs