Liddle Harg, yore enemation fore the mysterious debusoir, Mz.Pene iz mos disconsettling. Imagine, ef yore horndog brain can, whut the grate singer and acknolegd master lesbian Bill Shitner wuld do ef he wooed this gal and it turned out that it wabez in actualnes the insane and multi-cookied khing KhrispyKhreme ob Mizippi hizzelf! The khning iz a trickster and very ancient indeeb. Rustic Rebel posted a relickt's photo ob him beating hiz own ballsack like a baldrumm or some likewiz Irish percushion thing. Put aside these bass Canadian instincts and smell the bait can.

My advice iz to go and get az many one dollar bills (wif Washington on 'em ef possible) and head for the local topless joint, swill a few Molson's or Toby's or O'keefe's and tuck some bucks til you are sure ob what a gal's plumbing iz post to look like. I think you wil find thar iz much disparity between the poseur, "Mz.RootLegge" and that obv Brandy, Sandi,Candi, or Mandi's.

I habv warned you az enny fellow Mudcat would do az I am allus focussed on becoming a Good, Pure and Ethereal Mudcatter, in spite ob this Mother of All BS thread which has taken me over obv late.

Yerz,
Sir Tweed
F'K'D.UP.L.O.O.N.