A researcher decides to investigate the old idea that pets grow resemble there owners, so she borrows the dogs of an Architect an Accountant and a Musician. The idea is to put the dogs in a room full of bones to see how they react.
First in is the Architect's dog, which assembles the bones into a neo-gothic kennel,
then the accountant's, which stacks the bones in piles of 10 and groups of 100.
Finally in goes the musician's dog,
eats all the bones, shags the other two dogs, shits all over the floor, and asks the researcher how much he's getting for the gig.

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