Brigg Beer Festival 16th & 17th provides various libations for infidels such as Oaklet and Skippy the Dunnock after their exhibitionisms (dictionary def. "Compulsion to display one's genitals in public") at Brigg Fiddle Fest. Allah (peas be upon him) does not permit me to inbibe, but as a multi instrumentalist, I shall be performing on my Rebec, Sarod, Sabra Wadi and Quakker - provided I'm not incapacitated by secondary alcholismm.

PS Venue changed to somewhere near - don't know exactly where.