No need to take up a collection, the article axman mentioned is in this post. And the rest of the thread discusses it, more or less.

S&R, there's a weekly gay square dance in my town, but I've never been to it so I don't know how the calling is done. Maybe "righties" and "lefties" would work? (Or since somebody's gotta say it... "pitchers" and "catchers"?)

Marion