As a casual observer of this MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS (MOAB), I have become aware of a trend...the thread is dying. The thread has reached a point where the same old saps are the only ones posting. Now new blood has been shed in this thread for a while. We are becoming stagnant in our production of BS.

Nonetheless, I am compelled to add more, while the chance is still available.

BWL the , I saw your retort in the Spaw Birthday Thread, and I say "Easy, there Bud! Remember...I know where the bodies are buried. Just a friendly reminder."

Tweed, I see the buzzards circling over your shattered dreams of overthrowing my Kingdom. Tis sad to watch a nemesis crumble under his own instability. Any battle between you and khandland would be like a match between Wally Cox and Evander Holyfield. Not much to watch. Pay-per-View might make ten-twelve bucks on the broadcast.

I once considered you a worthy opponent, but you, like the Galactic Overload, just couldn't rise to the task. Big Talk from a Big Mouth with a teeney-weeney backbone.

Little Hawk, thank you for the kind words, but, as they say, all things must pass...even MOAB! I fear the end is drawing nigh!

And with the end of MOAB will come the end of the Glorious and Triumphant Reign of khandu, The King of All Mississippi. I have accomplished the tasks for which I came...to make Mississippi and the world a better place and to bring them to the Land of MOAB!

My throne shall not be filled by another...for indeed, who could fill it??? Instead, it shall become a Memorial to remind the future generations of the Glories One Man Can Attain! It shall be a symbol of "HOPE" for the despondent, a symbol of "CAN-DO" for the nay-sayers, and more importantly, as symbol of BS for the pious.

khandu King of All Mississippi