Gee Amos, maybe I can find it in my copy of An Anthology of Restoration Erotic Poetry. It may be the one after An Elegy on the Burning of a Hogshead of Dildos. (English and French trade wars ya know, freedom fries pale by comparison....)

As a reprobate of the highest order, the first song that popped into my mind was The Cuckoos Nest.

"Oh I like a gal who can wiggle and can twist.........."