...you are single and drive a minivan, so that you, your 3 autoharps, your 88-key digital piano, and your hammered dulcimer (not to mention various stands, seats, cords, bags 'o music, etc...) can all fit relatively comfortably...

This one came up at a band rehearsal the other night:
...if you carry around a spare music stand in your car, "just in case." (two of us do!)

Denise:^)