Perhaps some of our 'catters could supply a song, since the practice continutes. I got some spam the other day offering to introduced me to pneumatic young Russian Girls looking for nice American husbands. Since I have a nice American husband of my own, I deleted the offer.

And two summers ago I helped a friend move her kennel from New York to Kentucky: 20 Shelties, 2 Borzois, 2 Sheep, 3 Goats, 5 Cats, 20 Guinea Fowl, 2 Cockatiels and a morose phesant(there's a song in there somewhere). The furniture van was driven by a 400 lb man mountain and his 90 lb Philipine mail-order bride, whom he kept teasing because she'd gained weight. It was a disturbing situation from many perspectives.