"...and I called my farm 'Muscle in My Arm'
...and I called my shack 'Break My Back'..."

I suppose it would be easy enough going around giving goofy names to everything you own.

"...and I called my PC 'AC/DC'
...and I called my mouse 'You Dirty Louse'
...and I called my car 'Sammy's Bar'...etc."