Ahhh....another beautiful day. The World (as we know it) was supposed to end a few days ago, but it got cancelled due to unexpectedly fine weather. This is good.

Now, I think it's time we all got around to studying some important trivia and answering some unanswered questions. Like these:

1. What IS a duck worth? I ask this because there is a highway exit into Barrie to a large street named Duckworth, and it's been on my mind ever since I saw the exit sign, which was about 18 years ago.

2. Why is Gargoyle so nice and tolerant all the time?

3. When will Tony Clifton receive the recognition he truly deserves?

4. Why is Spaw fascinated by farts?

5. Why are American men obsessed with gigantic bosoms?

6. When will this thread meet its natural end?

8. Will William Shatner's musical and acting accomplishments ever be surpassed?

9. When Bruce Banner changes into the Incredible Hulk, his body gets many sizes larger. This causes his clothing to be ripped to shreds, and fall off him...with ONE glaring exception...his shorts! They somehow remain undamaged, thus preventing the World from seeing the Hulk's privates. This is very odd indeed. Can anyone offer a scientific explanation as to how this could possibly be?

10. What happened to question "7"???

- LH