1. What IS a duck worth? I ask this because there is a highway exit into Barrie to a large street named Duckworth, and it's been on my mind ever since I saw the exit sign, which was about 18 years ago. Inflation-wise, a duck is worth more today than it was yesterday, but less than it was in 1967.

2. Why is Gargoyle so nice and tolerant all the time? It's just in the blood of the lovely man. Lots of blood; more coming.

3. When will Tony Clifton receive the recognition he truly deserves? Wh h?

4. Why is Spaw fascinated by farts? His hearing has gone bad so he depends greatly on vibration.

5. Why are American men obsessed with gigantic bosoms? They were weaned too early.

6. When will this thread meet its natural end? Check back next month.

8. Will William Shatner's musical and acting accomplishments ever be surpassed? No.

9. When Bruce Banner changes into the Incredible Hulk, his body gets many sizes larger. This causes his clothing to be ripped to shreds, and fall off him...with ONE glaring exception...his shorts! They somehow remain undamaged, thus preventing the World from seeing the Hulk's privates. This is very odd indeed. Can anyone offer a scientific explanation as to how this could possibly be? Haven't you heard? Size doesn't matter.

10. What happened to question "7"??? Who are you trying to reach by way of this code?