Nice going, Ebbie. You give some very credible answers, there.

Regarding # 3...Tony Clifton is an almost unbelievably offensive lounge lizard type Las Vegas singer invented by Andie Kaufmann. Check out his website on Geocities.

Regarding # 9...Yes, I know that size doesn't matter, but it's the nature of the fabric I'm puzzled about. Even lycra has its stretching limits, after all.

Regarding #5...I think too much bottle-feeding and not enough breast feeding is the root cause of this malady. That's my guess.

- LH