It was the worst game of golf he had ever played . Nothing went right for him slicing ,into bunkers ,the rough ,lost balls. his score card looked more like a cicket score board. At the 18 he lost it! Four shots and only just past the tee. The next shot the ball sailed into the pond beside the club house. He casually stolled over picked up his bag and threw the lot in to the lake as far as he could and then calmly walked to the club house where he ordered a few large whiskeys. Eventually he stood up looking angry. Out the club house ,down to the lake and he dived in. Everyone was at the windows watching in horror. A few seconds later he appeared with his bag . He dragged it ashore emptied the contents on to the bank and rumaged through the pockets. Finally he puts everything back in the bag and once again heaves the bag into the lake. Even further this time. As he returned to the club house a fellow golfer concerned about his behaviour approaches him and asks what was wrong and why did he dive in the lake?
"Oh , I left my car keys in the bag" was the reply