I'm trying to remember a parody of this song. It's about a biker, and starts.

As I sat down one evening, twas in a small cafe
A forty year old waitress these words to me did say
I see that you're a biker, my brother was one of those
Cos only a biker has a bug spot on his nose.

It then goes on about the fabulous bike he built and then rode, it went something like...
He took off down the highway, he took off like a bird
He was doing 180 when he shifted into third.

Ring any bells?
Giok