"I was greatly looking forward to assisting Mr. Piggins in his bid to oust the reprobate inbred King khandu" and "I have alienated myself from my King and seriously doubt that getting back in his good graces is in the cards"

In one breath, you speak disparagingly of me and, in the next, you seem to desire my "good graces".

I like that quality in a man...double-mindedness! It shows the ability to see both sides at once! What a gifted fellow you are, Mr bee-dubya!

So sad to hear of Slim's untragic and timely death. I shall observe a moment of silence in his honor tonight while I am having porkchops.

However, I must say that I am pleased you have rejoined us here at MOAB. With both you and Tweed away, this place was not the same!

BTW, bwl, If I do leave my throne, it will be voluntarily. I am not being deposed, nor disposed! However, since I first made my announcement, I have been barraged with missives demanding that I retain my hallowed Throne. I am seriously considering this!

Kk