Puff, puff, umph; puff,puff, umph; puff, puff, umph. "'Spaw? Can you hear me, 'Spaw? It's me, Pollyan...oops, I mean Katlaughing! Okay, doc, he's breathin' on his own, again, can I stop mouth to mouth?"
"Yea, his heart's thumping along just fine! When he comes to we're gonna hafta talk to him about those sweets, though. Make sure you call Karen in, so we can tell her what to do at home. She'll have to throw out every ounce of gooey, sweet stuff."
"Yea, I guess he must be an addict, huh, doc?"
"You got that right, sister! And, you're gonna hafta make sure that Kitty-poo and her sidekick Pollyanna stay totally away from him!"
"But, doc! They LOVE him, in fact they LOVE everyone! It's so hard to keep them quiet! They just want to shout it from the rooftops, climb every mountain, just call to say it, just like muskrat love, they want to let everyone know just how much they are loved, because, doc, ya know Love makes the world go round! "Okay, boys, take her away. It looks like Kat just got pollyanna'd! Sure hope it doesn't take too long for her to recover. Put her in isolation and will see how she takes it!"

Help! 'Spaw, Rick, Joe, Bert, Allison, Barbara, bbc, EVERYONE! THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA,HA! (NO! NOT)TO THE PHUNNY PHARM!