Hey, Rick, sounds like what you need is a couple of weeks on the beach...

You're one of the treasures of this strange community, my friend. (There, how's that for a backhanded compliment?) Keep on keepin' on.
Aloha,
Mark

So this guy jumps off the Empire State Building. As he hurtles past the 49th floor, somebody standing by the window hears him say, "So far, so good!"