Bill, I KNOW you would have been trying to get your hands on my ash. It's a four-trunk monster and I'll bet it has pretty little swirlies where the trunks all meet! It's 13.25' around at the base of the four trunks, but I think the ground's been built up so they may eventually join under the surface. You could make a really cool bathtub out of it.

Nope, I'm not choppin' THAT sucker down!