Rick, September, eh?
That means I can put you down to play in a foursome with Big Mick, Steve Latimer and myself at the first annual Michigan Irish Festival and Golf Tournament/Cookout/Ceili, September 12, 13 and 14?
'Spaw promised to caddy for you, although I'm not sure I'd want him near my bag and balls, if you catch my drift.
Gargoyle has offered to be the tee.
So hit the range now, move the medical paraphernalia to one side, and groove that swing, sir.

All my best to you and Heather.

Seamus

PS Why do dogs lick their dicks?
Because they can't make a little fist.