Am I God?

For many years I have wondered if I am God. I think I am but many people don't. Never mind. I believe that I am God because I can perform miricales, I can turn tractors into fields, I can pull a rabbit out of a hat (if I can stuff the little bastard in there first). I'm bigger than Jesus and you all know it, so worship me.

NB: This is not supposed to be me being big headed, it's an example of bad writing.