Well...it's gratifying and most kind that the obliging Mr Hardly has taken up the challenge during the questioning of the existance or not of Dr. or Mr. Guitar. And also the excellent medical work by my colleague O.M.Dreadnought.

In fact Dr. Guitar is very much alive and well and has never actually left this forum. Dr. Guitar is indeed a real person and this mail is from the real Dr. Guitar just to prove the point. It is just that poor Dr. Guitar was so overwhemed by the suffering encountered by his patients here at the Mudcat that he, i.e my good self, had to take a sabbatical for extra specialist training needed to service his trusting and needy patients.

Indeed, some of the suffering has been so intense, and I think back on poor Ebbie especially and her tendancy to look at Advanced Jazz Guitar sites despite my fervent attempts to persuade her otherwise, that I have been emotionally exhausted. But now I am back and am much refreshed and ready to be of service again. Indeed, as the more assiduous of you will observe, I am no longer even a "guest"!

So thank you, in my absence, to the sterling work put in especially by the dedicated Mr Hardly and my esteemed colleague, Dr O.M. Dreadnought. Indeed, both skilled colleagues are cordially invited to be part of the new clinic, such seems to be the workload at St. Mudcat's Hospital for Sick Instruments.

Looking forward to being of service once again.

May I immediately start my renewed work with a plea to dear forlorn Ebbie.

PLEASE do not look at the following site:

Certain things reserved for C-flat, Dr. Guitar, Mr. R Fielding and Mr. J Picka, Mr. Hardly and Dr. O.M.Dreadnought and definitely NOT to be looked at by Ebbie

Yours very truly,

Dr. Guitar