I heard this on a Corries album about 30 years ago. It goes In Kirkintilloch there's no pubs and I'm sure you'll wonder why My brother and me we went on a spree and we drank the pubs all dry all dry

Also want word to another Corries song

There was Jonny Macildo and Mgee and Me And a couple or two or three went on a spree one day We had a bob or two which we knew how to blow And the beer and whisky flew to we all felt gay etc

Anybody know the rest?