I'd like to thank all you Mudcatters for such a pleasant birthday wishes. It's so pleasing to know that despite me being one of the richest men in the UK, and many of you being amongst the poorest that we still have so much in common. Though I have never even pretended to do a day's work in my life, and most of you toil through the day making money for someone else so that you can purchase the necessaries of life which you helped to create, there is still so much that unites against the frogs, jerrys, wogs etc, that cast a shadow over my fine country (and a lot of it really is MY country).

Thank you so much again you Plebian scum

Rule Brittania

The dinner bell has just gone

HRH Prince Phillip