The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60219   Message #965608
Posted By: Doug_Remley
11-Jun-03 - 01:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: Monkeys
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys
Apparently, John, Peg was pointing out that sick monkeys vomit. After being infected with Budweiser, as was statistically proven last week end when one hundred monkeys were infected then voluntarily forced to watch NASCAR; and, increasing their intake of the poison within minutes they were violent, vomiting in the rest rooms and writing "for a good time call Sally" in the stalls.

The civilized homininid, however, drinks Bass while eating curried, pickled eggs, watching football. While still prone to violence, rather than vomiting, noxious odors are emitted in volume sufficient, scientist believe, to power a motor car if contained and compressed.