As John Dengate wrote, to the tune of "Poverty Knock":

Phillip faux pas every week,
You couldn't describe him as meek;
He's Edinburgh's Duke but that must be a fluke,
'Cause as far as I know, he's a Greek.

Chorus:
"Royalty, royalty shock!"
The papers are saying each day,
"Royalty, royalty shock!"
"Give them a cut in their pay!"
"Royalty, royalty shock!"
The boat is beginning to rock,
Republican ceilidhs erupt when the dailies go
"Royalty, royalty shock!"