Howdy Doc,

My sister who i done marryd last week done gone an' buyed one of those danged geetar thangs. she keeps on referin' to it as - "she".
Now i'm not the most clever guy in these here parts but ive looked the darn thang over and over an still i cant fahnd any - aw shucks,
well- titties how dya tell the sex of them rootin tootin thangs.

Be sure to drop bah surm tahm fer some possum pah.

Red