The ways mothers and grandmothers continue to ruin Jello with VEGETABLES amazes me to this day. Every holiday meal, there it was, staring at me like a bowl of Quaker Puffed Oats, daring me to actually eat such a thing. And that disgusting blob of Miracle Whip..........oh gawd... Just how is that carrot supposed to be complimentary to lime? Or how 'bout that carrot substitute, celery? I don't want CRUNCHY JELLO!!! YEAH, I know a lot of you love it......and your kids love it.....and hobos come to your door every Sunday night to see if you have any of this delectable treat left.....yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah.......I know, it's just great. I can't think about it anymore.......I'm about to hurl chunks. Let's say I'd just as soon eat a bowl of rhinoceros phlegm!

catspaw---hacking a hairball