Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat, Tiny peoples purple feet,
Itty-bitty birdie beak,
French-fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of snot
And I forgot my spoon....
Great big globs of poison ivy pimple pus
Turkey vomit in the street
and I forgot my spoon.
Coody, coody custard, green snot pie, all mixed together with a dead dogs' eye, slap it on a greasy pork sandwich smothered in flys and I forgot my spoon.
But I brought my strawwwww!