This thread is way too funny! THANKS! Not too long ago, I opened our back door to discover our cat "Kissa Poika" (boy cat, in Finn) standing there looking startled with a baby starling in his jaws. I slapped my hands, which caused him to open his mouth in astonishment and release the bird. The bird hit the ground, looked at me, and promptly flew away, scolding me all the time. Kissa glared at me and came in the house, looking very angry. The next morning, much to my upset, I discovered that he shit in my working shoes! Who says cats are dumb!. CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson