Ethnomusicology is a very long word. Proctology is shorter. Ethnomusicology pays poorly. Proctology pays well. Ethnomusicology can be lonely, proctology introduces you to new people all the time. Ethnomusicology and Proctology have one thing in common, you can always get into something different. Oh, and ethnomuscicologists seldom wear rubber gloves, which can dry out the skin and cause discomfort.