Now, don't take this wrong Missy, but mebbe if you changed your handle to Queen o' Blues or Something you would be showered wif roses and Amos would lay himself in mud hole so you wouldn't get yore feet soiled az you lightly stepped on his head. Thar are many of us who ar summat fookedup and certainly is no high crime, but ya...mebbe a different handle for you...

Yerz,
Tweed