Side by Side

We got married on Sunday:
It nearly lasted till Monday.
When the guests were all gone
And we were alone
Side by side.

We got ready for bed then
I very nearly dropped dead when
Her teeth and her hair she laid on the chair
Side by side

(middle eight)
Imagine my amazement
When out popped her glass eye so small -
She laid it on the table,
Then propped her leg in the hall

Well there I stood, boken hearted:
From most of my wife I was parted,
So I slept on the chair
(There was more of here there)
Side by side.

(big finish)
Yes I slept on the chair
There was more of her there!
Side......by......side!


Enjoy

Steve