Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she saw the Wolf crouching behind a rock,
"Oh My, Mister Wolf" she said, "What big ears you have!".
The wolf looked up and ran up the path.
A little further on she saw the wolf crouching behind a bush,
"Oh my, Mr Wolf, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf looked up and ran a little way up the track.
A few minutes later sshe saw the wolf trying to hide behind a tree,
"Oh my, Mr Wolf, What big teeth you have!"
The wolf looked up, bared his teeth and said,
"Beat it Kid, I'm trying to take a crap!".