LH,
I am consumed wif terror az I habv only just now witnessed a television commercial message for a tooth whitening system and the woman falls asleep and dreams she is (apparently become) a tooth in a line of other human/tooth items and all are doing a Riverdance sorta thing. There beside her is none other than

Bill Shatner

doing a irish jig of sorts wif no lines to say, he emotes whiteness and smiles the coy Shatner smile. There was no Shania Twain in the line anywhere. I am wondering now if Crest toothpaste has been bought by a Canadian firm..
I need to go lay down and cancel the cable. It's too much....it's...it's...all BS. MOAB has spread like SARS. Worst of all, KingKhandu haz taken a cyberdump and left the building.
May God hab mercy on us all.
Yerz,
Tweed