Not far from Pity Me there should be a small village called Open Wide.

I can't for the life of me remember the actual name but in south east England there is a hill the if you translate the bits of the name the hill is called " hill hill hill hill". every time someone new invaded they'd point at the hill and say "what's that called?" and the locals obviously said "hill" in their respective languages.

i'll get me coat

TTFN Lady P.