Even worse is the "WHOMP" sound YOU make when your wife is still in bed and you make YOUR OWN biscuits and gravy. But, you know a well made gravy can almost make up for the blandness of the whomp biscuits. Just wish I could find some decent sausage out here- Jimmy Dean just doesn't hold a candle to Odem's ,Pernell's Old Folks , or Tennessee Pride.
My wife is English, and just doesn't understand about REAL sausage- she thinks sausage is those bland white tubes of meat paste that English people buy at places like "TESCO"S". She resists my efforts to introduce her to the more sophisticated cuisines.

LEJ Gourmet of Fine Southern Cooking